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Check the Auto Parts Clerk:
Having a well paying job at the time and not having written many checks from my checkbook. I decide to use a check to pay for a car part at an automotive parts store.
Cashier: "I'm sorry we cannot accept this check. It's numer is too low."
Me: "Would you prefer that I start with the checks with the higher numbers?"
- Animal Kaleidoscope
- Janitor at Aquarium - Make a call
- Big Bird Bites!
Bird steals from grocery store
- Funny Cats
- Cats on slide - Who needs a treadmill?
- Worm animation - funny - watch until the end
- James Bond Squirrel
- Bob, Wanna Buy a Box?
- The people that do the voices on The Simpsons
- Lion -with shoes
- Never put a cellphone in the microwave.
- Mac vs. PC.
- Why Work?
- Demolition crew blows up the wrong building.
- History of America - Makes me wonder what they teach in schools these days...
World leaders treat US like ants to grasshoppers
- Santa Claus needs help from congress
- WKUK - Joining The Army
- Parrot supports President Obama - Yes We Can!
- Robin Williams - Bush to Obama presidency transition
- Jon Stewart makes fun of Bush - Economical Views
- Parody of Bush being attacked with a shoe.
If You Laugh You Lose! (Just try it as a game with friends or family)
- 1 - What if Obi-Wan had used Force Speed?
- 'Willian Tell Overture' Mom
- Humans and the Earth.
- Chinese woman doesnt want her car towed away
- No one can get up this icey hill.
- The biggest pothole ever.
-- Q. If you are what you eat... What is a large part of most doctors diets? A. Quackers