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Comedy


Comedians
Comedy Clips
Comical Quotes
Jokes
Political Comedy
Pranks


comedycentral.com - all jon Stewarts shows



Personal Experiences:

Check the Auto Parts Clerk:
Having a well paying job at the time and not having written many checks from my checkbook. I decide to use a check to pay for a car part at an automotive parts store.
Cashier: "I'm sorry we cannot accept this check. It's numer is too low."
Me: "Would you prefer that I start with the checks with the higher numbers?"







Comedy Clips


Animals

- Animal Kaleidoscope

  • Aquarium
    - Janitor at Aquarium - Make a call

  • Birds
    - Big Bird Bites!

    Bird steals from grocery store



  • Cats
    - Funny Cats
    - Cats on slide - Who needs a treadmill?

  • Insects
    - Worm animation - funny - watch until the end

  • Squirrel
    - James Bond Squirrel



    Business
  • Sales - Door to door
    - Bob, Wanna Buy a Box?


    Cartoons
  • The Simpsons
    - The people that do the voices on The Simpsons


    Clothing
  • Shoes
    - Lion -with shoes

    Communication
  • Cell Phones
    - Never put a cellphone in the microwave.


    Computers
    - Mac vs. PC.
    - Why Work?


    Demolition
  • Buildings
    - Demolition crew blows up the wrong building.


    Education

  • History
    - History of America - Makes me wonder what they teach in schools these days...



    Food



  • Government

    World leaders treat US like ants to grasshoppers


  • Congress
    - Santa Claus needs help from congress

  • Military

    - WKUK - Joining The Army
    - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvph0r09nDU

  • President Obama
    - Parrot supports President Obama - Yes We Can!


    - Robin Williams - Bush to Obama presidency transition

  • President George W. Bush
    - Jon Stewart makes fun of Bush - Economical Views
    - Parody of Bush being attacked with a shoe.


    Miscellaneous

    If You Laugh You Lose! (Just try it as a game with friends or family)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgdrL0Bl_YY


    Movies
  • Star Wars
    - 1 - What if Obi-Wan had used Force Speed?



    Parenting
    - 'Willian Tell Overture' Mom


    Psychology
  • Men's v. Women's brains.


    Science
  • Astronomy
    - Humans and the Earth.

    Transportation
  • Cars
    - Chinese woman doesnt want her car towed away
    - No one can get up this icey hill.
    - The biggest pothole ever.



    Jokes

    -Medical Field
    -- Q. If you are what you eat... What is a large part of most doctors diets? A. Quackers